"Bro, you won’t believe this," your buddy said one day at your place. "I met this blonde hottie at the bar last night. She was so fucking fine, man. Had these blue eyes that just stared right into me when she was sucking my cock. That slut loved my cock too! Said it was way bigger than her boyfriend’s. I can’t really remember what she looked like except that she had this blue armband on. That and the blue eyes, bro. Ha! Didn’t have blue balls that night. Shot my nut all over that slut’s face!"
You shook your head and smiled. “That’s great, man.” Truth be told, you didn’t really care for your friend’s sexual conquest stories.
"When do I get to meet your new girlfriend, bro?" he asked.
There was a knock at your door. “Right now,” you said. You went to the door and let in your girlfriend. She was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with the most piercing blue eyes. “Honey, this is my best friend, Jay.”
Your girlfriend grinned when she saw your friend and he returned the grin. When they shook hands, you noticed the blue armband on her wrist. “Pleasure to meet you,” she said.
Jay laughed. “Yeah! Nice to meet you for the first time, and everything.”
"You guys don’t know each other, do you?" you asked.
"No, of course not," your girlfriend assured you. "This is our first time. Promise."